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語文老師上課以“足球賽”爲題目，讓學生們作文，還不到一分鍾，就有兩個學生交卷了。第一個只寫了四個字：“兩天停賽”。另外一個學生是寫著：“太出色了，非筆墨所能形容。”

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經驗豐富黄球迷：你咋叫王老头去当守门员呢?傻锻练：王老头守了几十年的仓库大年夜门，一次都没掉誤过，經驗豐富，所以我就派他上场。....... 經驗豐富

差人與球迷某球迷因没弄到球票只得爬到球场外的电线杆上不雅看场内足球赛。看了一会儿见一名差人朝这边走来，他刚要下来，只见差人摆摆手问道：“进球没有？”“一比零，我们领先。”球迷答道。“好，你在那看吧，谨慎点儿，别摔下来。”差人喜形于色拂袖而去。球赛即将结束时，差人又走过来问：“几比几了？”“一比二，客队赢了……”没等球迷说完，差人瞪大年夜了眼睛吼怒道：“那你还有心思看？还不从速给我下来。”球迷见状仓猝....... 差人與球迷

吹法螺一個外國旅遊者參觀水果園，他邊走邊炫耀地說：“在我國，橘子看上去就象足球，喷鼻蕉樹就象鐵塔……”正當他一邊吹法螺，一邊裝腔作勢仰頭後退時，俄然絆倒在一堆西瓜上,這時,果園的一名果農大年夜聲說：蹟心我們的葡萄！”....... 問詩

老老實實的選擇足球斗嗽舻:小伙子们,今天你们得跟世界上著名的球队比赛,希望你们规端方矩,老诚恳实地比赛,并且要争夺成功!您最好把话说清楚,某些队员有了反应,要么老诚恳实地比赛,要么争夺成功!

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